Paris Day 5: Jeepers Creepers!

Today, I got shat on by a pigeon. Here’s a picture if any of you are disgustingly curious. Apparently having a fucking bird fucking poop on you is supposed to be lucky. It fucking better be. *deep breath* Okay. Let me tell you about the day I just had. As I predicted in my last post, … Continue reading Paris Day 5: Jeepers Creepers!

Paris Day 2: Exploring, Getting Lost, and Other Touristy Things

"A spunky Canadian and an anxiety-ridden British go exploring in the cultural capital of Europe." That's how Sarah has put our little adventure, and it's pretty accurate. We started small this morning. Since I'm an avid reader and known to family and non-writer friends as "The Writer One" (and known to my writer friends as … Continue reading Paris Day 2: Exploring, Getting Lost, and Other Touristy Things